via Nerve.com:

Quotes of the Week

“Chocolate for me is just like an orgasm.”

� Pop star Britney Spears, famous for her pledge to forego sex until marriage, during a visit to a German chocolate museum.

“I wish I’d never said anything about being a virgin now.”

� Spears, later, to Reuters.

“Clearly our crew are so professional, they practice restraint procedures at home.”

� A British Airways spokeswoman on the hundreds of handcuffs intended for use in restricting unruly passengers that have gone missing from the airline’s restraint kits, as quoted by Ananova.com.